A: Just two, all the rest are true.
A: The lawyer charges more.
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client."Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.
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